no but I also love how the war Doctor was like ‘oh for fuck’s sake, you both look like children, why are you using your screwdrivers all the time IT WON’T DO ANYTHING, NO WHY ARE YOU TALKING ALL THAT NONSENSE, DO I REALLY REGENERATE INTO 5YO WHO CAN’T SPEAK WITHOUT FLAPPING HIS HANDS AROUND, OH PLEASE, THE SHIT I HAD TO LIVE THROUGH IN MY FUTURE’
no wonder he regenerated into someone like Nine
Casual reminder that Jack spent 1874 years buried beneath Cardiff.
Presuming that it takes him four minutes to be revived each time he dies of things which don’t require his entire body to re-grow itself (based on how long it took for him to revive after Suzie shot him), and that it takes six minutes for him to suffocate (brain death occurs roughly four minutes after loss of consciousness), he dies 52 595 times per year.
That means he died 98 563 030 times while buried underneath Cardiff.
John Barrowman called me obsessive because of this.
- Gallifrey came back.
- The 10th Doctor came back.
- The 8th Doctor came back.
- The 4th Doctor came back.
- Agent Coulson came back.
- The U.S Government shut down.
- The U.S government came back.
- NYSNC preformed together.
- The Spice girls preformed together again.
- The Backstreet Boys made a new song.
- Monty Python reunited.
- Andrew Scott came out.
- Harry Potter came back.
- Fall Out Boy came back.
- Panic! At The Disco came back.
But really, do you know how happy this makes me? Gallifrey didn’t fall. They live, adults, men, women, children, and god, how brilliant is that? Timelords are out there, somewhere, just waiting to be found again. The Doctor is not alone.